FASHION:THAT SHIT I HATE TO LOVE

The clothing, footwear,and excessories that will be the death of my bank account and the salt on my street cred.

SO HAPPY I COULD DIE

FASHION FOXES, GLAMOUR GIRLS, EVEN YOU BASHFUL BABES;

I just want to say a big effing thank you to all of you. The past month I’ve seen such an increase in my blog views, and im seriously flattered. I have such a secret down and dirty passion for fashion, and the hits on my site have shown that so many others do too, and my dream is that all of us fashionista’s and fashionisto’s could have one big glamorous gathering and show off our greatest kicks and our flyest faces. I want to celebrate all of the biggest dreams, highest heels, and coolest clothes.You kids keep rocking your sh-t.The best wisdom my baby self can shed is that you should always be fearless, and don’t hide from your own power. You can dress, be, and embody anyone and everything that you like.Cliche? Eff yeah. True? Even more so. You are a goddess girl(girly men included,you beautiful babes.)

Your beautiful in your way, baby you were born this way.

Everyone has their own personal fantasy: Some crave the picket fence and polka-dot dog, I on the other hand, crave the picket protests and the polka-dot pucci jackets. Utopia, to each her own.

Now, a list of things I would do for LOUIS VUITTON FALL 2011 FALL RTW LINE:

1.) Eat ten corn dogs. ( This wouldn’t really be much of a sacrifice, however, after this many meaty-confections a solid 20 hours at the gym would be needed to fit into the standard runway size 2. Commitment, I hate the gym.)

2.)Sacrifice a weeks worth of Law and Order. Once again, mah-jor commitment, this show is an absolute staple.

3.)Listen to 30 hours of Rascal Flatts.(No offense to you country goers, I just honestly don’t think any of you really care about Louis Vuitton or the brilliance that is Proenza Schouler, correct me if I’m wrong!)

4.)Kick a puppy( don’t worry, not a cute one.)

5.)Live in a cardboard box. Think i’m kidding?Try me.

Seriously kids, this line is insane.Marc Jacobs has done it again. (And again, and again, and again.) Full of fabulous trenches.furry body suits, and knee highs, can it really get much better?

The last look is a particular favorite of mine,it just screams Hilary Clinton-went-cop-and-forgot-her-pants.

OBSESSED.

Love you children,play safe,

G

credits once again to style.com, god bless you.

GOD DAMN I LOVE THAT GLAM

This is my catch-up post to get back on the ball after my temporary hiatus. I honestly live in such a fantasy, I always buy shoes I have nowhere to wear, waiting for that one perfect event or moment to bust them out. I dream of bodysuits in broad daylight, an extra 24 inches on my heels 24/7, wearing the dresses made by artists, and extravagant jewelry dripping from every nook of my body. One day, princesses, one day.

GUESS WHO’S BACK BITCH?

Yeah, this little 95 pound ball of fire, that’s who.

How you pretty babes been? Hittin’ the books/bottles hard? Maybe the road for you lucky ducks who aren’t constricted by responsibility? Much has happened since my last, Gaga’s new single, the annivesary of Mcqueens death(r.i.p baby), the Oscar’s, the Egyptian revolution, but most importantly, MY BIRTHDAY.

THATS RIGHT HOT STUFF! I’m officially the big one-nine, and proud to report that I feel better than ever! After a birthday weekend of shenanigans with le-hooligans, I am refreshed, rejuvenated, and refashionated. But before we get to the latest and greatest shit I hate to love, a thought to ponder.

A dear and wise friend of mine shared some interesting perspective with me this morning:

“Show me the prettiest girl in the world, and I’ll show you the man who’s tired of fucking her.”

Crass, but effective.

I say,

“Show me the girl with the prettiest shoes in the world, and I’ll show you the line of shoe-obsessed-menless-women ravenously bidding large amounts of money for her soul.”

Thankfully, my taste in footwear leaves me well-gaurded from said ravenous women.

VIKTOR & ROLF

Thaaaaaaaat’s the ticket. The V&R team managed to incorporate all of my favorite-footwear elements,animal print,sky high heels,booted top, with sequin and suede embellishing. My soul is safe with these ones.

(But seriously I would totally wear these horse back riding.)(Or even just to walmart.)

THAKOON

Gorgeously reminiscent of extra-terrestrial-genitalia, Thakoon has got my feet seeing stars.Paired with an Alexander Wang puffer-cape and I’m ready for my acting debut in the new Star Trek movie.(Don’t tell me there won’t be one, I’ll heel you where it hurts.)

PRADA

What do you get when a business-buff does the dirty with a hooker wearing shape-ups? Prada’s new line of wedges. Hell yeah.

Anywhore,

I’m sorry to have kept you all hangin for so longsies, I know the edge of your seat can really take it’s toll on your booty. 

But in glam more is more and in the next 48 hours, you can expect an epic catch up.

Just like the punches, I’m gonna keep rollin.

XO

Gmoney

P.S In honor of McQueen’s passing(I should have done this a month ago), I thought I would post my favorite looks from miss burton’s latest creations.

LONG LIVE THE QUEEN.

Photo-credsies to Style.com.

P.S theres been a noted rise in blogger-bitches stealin my flow, while flattered, dis shit comes from my brain. Get your own show xo

FASHIONATION

Dear ones,

It may not come as a surprise to any of you, but I have a “fashionation” with footwear(Coining that term,bitches). When I’ve had a long week(not literally, the exact same amount of time elapses in every week), I find comfort in knowing that my pride and joys are still lined up by color next to my wall. Footwear to me is so important because your shoes are what you spend your life in, whether your transporting, shopping, sitting in a lecture hall, or going on a bff-vacay(can you imagine being on a public bus without shoes on? Yeah, bet you appreciate those puppies now, don’t cha!) That being said, it has felt like a looooong week for me, and what better way to end it than with a spotlight on my very fav article of body wear?

FOR NIGHTS YOU PROBABLY WON’T REMEMBER:

By now, you probably get that my heart belongs to Alexander McQueen, and I hold a sinful lust especially for his footwear. These beautiful gold-encrusted nature inspired boots are my dream wear for those wicked friday nights, paired with a black body con, black vintage fur stole, and gold blingin-ringins on your finger bones. Perf.

P.S, I don’t condone substances that result in memory loss, but college students will be college students!

FOR THE NIGHTS AND DAYS YOU DONT WANT TO REMEMBER:

Well all have them, the nights you spend slaving away over your lecture hall notes, trying to remember what your professor said about the temporal lobe and the limbic systems; the days where all you managed to fit in was one cup of coffee and about 12 hours of studying.In a perfect world, our metatarsal joints would be able to handle sky-high platforms 24/7 365 through all of our mundane tasks we hate to do,but much to my dismay, this is not the case for most normal humanoids.Fortunately for us, Balenciaga has designs like these that allow us to still look fly without attaining lumbar spine abnormalities.I would pair these with black faux leather leggings and a chunky knit sweater with a cozy cowl neck. LECTUREHALLGLAMMED.

FOR THE NIGHTS WITH YOUR MAN, IF YOU ARE SO FORTUNATE TO ACTUALLY HAVE ONE:

Dear readers: If you have not read my first blog post, I would like to re-iterate my disclaimer- Taking any fashion advice from me will most likely result in a bedroom full of shoes, and zero homosapiens of the male gender. Spending habits and closets like mine=men repelling. Fortunately for me, I have found a man who is keen to turn a blind eye to such faults( I call them “desirable traits”, now a days its a barbarity that Glam is a rarity), and I wish you all such luck. ANYWHORE, If you have been so lucky, I would recommend you wear these beautiful Brian Atwood platforms out for dinner dates and the like(If your lucky enough to be taken out into the public).But seriously,LOOK AT THOSE JEWEL ENCRUSTED HEELS!

FOR WHEN YOU HAVE A YOUNG-LIFE CRISIS AND QUIT YOUR JOB TO GO TO BURNING MAN:

Sugar-babes, the day has come. DKNY has officially coined granola-glam(I have such a guilty-love for birkenstocks) with a wooden wedge and utility-embellishing. NOW SET YOUR SPIRIT FREE YOU LITTLE FASHION FREAK, AND ROLL IN THE MUD, RIDE YOUR BIKE TOPLESS, AND DANCE ELECTRO TILL YOUR GLITTERY BOD CAN’T BEAR TO STAND!

FOR WHEN YOU INHERIT YOUR GREAT AUNT’S COTTAGE IN THE PRARIE:

These gorg Dolce and Gabbana wedges are reminscent of sweet springs, lemonade, and floaty summer dresses, everything that I love. Floral WIN.

But now my sweets, I would like to bring attention to the new banner picture. That my friends, is the new platform by Christian Dior. It has color, flare, fire, oh my! But mostly it’s the resemblance to the fiery creatures in my favorite movie of all time, The Labyrinth,that warms my heart and sends that shudder down my spine(I should seriously dedicate a post to the outfits in that movie).

Thanks for reading babes, let me know which pair is your fave-sies!( I personally LOVE the Dior, Gabbana, and McQueen).

Till next time,

G

SUCH AN 80’S BABY

Hey all you moon cat’s and night owls,

It’s 3:12 am pacific-northwest time(Portland has it’s own time-zone), and I’ve had a night full of ruckus bringin’, hair shakin’, love makin’(naaaht, but it rhymes!)body rakin’, good ol’ college fun(so scrabble and antique roadshow, duh-sies.). But I’ve been dreaming of big hair and big style always lately,so I feel I have to write out my visions to you punkin’s, regardless of the effects of sleep deprivation I’ll be forced to reckon with tomorrow.

So lets talk about the glam god’s of the past and the icons of today:See if we can scrounge up some inspiration for the future.

POISON

Okay so I will be the first to admit that Bret Michaels is a total tool-head(tool-head?Who the eff says tool-head?). Rock Of Love makes me want to blow my brains out, and shake those plastic-tittie’d slores back into reality.BRET MICHAELS IS NOTHING WITHOUT HIS COHORTS.BUT.The hair, the make up, the mash-up of plaid, floral and denim, has me swooning. These girly men put it best, every rose has it’s thorn.(But seriously, nothing gets me goin’ like a man in make-up and platforms).

CHER

Oh hay baby!Look at you all dripping in black velvet, diamonds, and barely-there netting!Cher, not a big fan of your melo-dramatic vocals, big fan of your melo-dramatic attire. Win.

JOAN EFFING JETT

JOAN JETT I WORSHIP YOU.Red tank-jumpsuit+black fingerless gloves+badass eye makeup+UNHOLY GUITAR SKILLS=GLAMOVERLOAD.

PAT BENETAR

Benetar, my mom loved you, I love you, the world loves you. You rock that gold glitter onesie till the end. Long live the queen.

DAVID BOWIE

The best, the last, the beautiful.

I really don’t feel like this needs further explaining.

But let’s take a little blasties back to present day, and look at some of my favies of our generation, shall we?:

JOHNNY WEIR

Johnny baby, on and off the ice your fabulous. Round of applause for Mr. Weir everyone. Only you could rock the fur(better be fake bitch),the military-chic,and the glittery body suits and still be taken seriously.

VICTORIA BECKHAM

Tres Chic mama Beckham, tres chic.I’d like to play up my office trousers with leopard print kicks and leather corset belts too.

JOHN GALLIANO

John Galliano is one of my favorite designers of all time, he’s truly brilliant. And he wears daisies on his noggin. (And oh the horrifying things I’d to to rock his locks).

LADY GAGA

Gaga, your my girl. For real, I have such a deep love for all of your art, and your reckless abandon of barriers. Your fucking fabulous, inspirational, sexy, genius, and so so much more. Daddy I’m so sorry I’m so suh suh sorry yeah, we just like to party like to puh puh party yeah.

OH AND GUESS WHO!

(I hope you all get the black glove/rose references.)

Ahhhh relief, holding in all of those sugarplum dreams of blown-out locks and tranny make-up is like trying not to break the seal after three rounds of pabst-pong.(At least that’s what I hear from my bad-habited friends).Thanks for bearing with me babies.

Sweet dreams my lovelies, may you find yourself’s in wonderlands of rockstars, red lipsticks, and rebellious youngsters.

xoxo

G

OH AND P.S!

New layout! Which equals commenting abilities now. Comment comment away! Thinkin’ i’ve lost my marbles and/or I look horrible in baby blue nineties eye-shadow?? DO SHARE baby loves!The good! The Bad! But please, not the ugly. Save that for some other diva’s blog.

P.P.S, The shoe at the top is an Alexander Mcqueen design, featured in the same line as the one I posted in my very first episode(episode?).I thought it’d be funsies to feature whatever shoe i’m dyin over every week or so. 

photo creds to style.com, a few tabloid sites and mr.photoboooooth

BLAZERS(NOT YOU TRAIL-B’S,I DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT BASKETBALL)

Evening babies,

For those of you who don’t know, I hail from the land of the Trail-Blazers.(Basketball team, don’t worry, I didn’t know that either).

Being completely sport-illiterate,I thought I’d do my own personal Portland-Pride tribute by doing a post on the kind of Blazer’s that get the ball in MY hoop(GOAL!or something)

SO HERE WE GO! GIMME A B-L-A-Z-E-R!

(Seriously, my birthday’s soon, and im dying for that pink phillip lim a couple pictures down.)

(P.S, I greatly apologize for the MIRROR PICTURES!AH!I am a strong believer that mirror pictures and Jersey-Shore are the two anti-glams, but being a low-tech broke-ass college bitch,I don’t have a tripod. Or a nice camera. Or any friends. But I work with what I got).(Just kidding, I have like two.)(Friends I mean).

HOW THEY DO THE BLAZER:

HOW I’LL DO THE BLAZER(when I get dirty rich):

3.1 PHILLIP LIM DOUBLE BREASTED WOOL-BLEND BLAZER $650

DIANE VON FURSTENBURG BLACK AND WHITE STRIPED CHIFON SHIRT $210

SASS & BIDE BOYFRIEND-FIT SHORTS $250

CHARLOTTE OLYMPIA PLATFORMS $895

ALEXANDER MCQUEEN BRASS SKULL AND CHERRY BLOSSOM NECKLACE $495

MARC JACOBS CRYSTAL EMBELLISHED PATENT LEATHER WATCH $200

Photo cred goes to:wallofstyle.com, net-a-porter.com

HOW MY (temporarily)BROKE-ASS DOES IT FOR NOW:

Listing from top to Bottom:Gap Blazer,Victoria’s Secret Bustier, American Eagle jean shorts,Nordstrom bling,Some watch my friend stole from Freddy’s for me in highschool,Dollhouse platforms(THEY HAVE LEOPARD LINING INSIDE),Leopard Print Long sleeve Body con by MotelRocks from Nastygal,Vintage Dolce & Gabbana Stilletos,Thrift store find Lace tank.

And yes I know, my torso is freakishly long, and im a horrible model, but you beauties get the picture.

xoxo

G

P.S, Thats the shit that makes me jump up and down and punch old men in the face, YEAH!

HOW HE DOES THE BLAZER:

Spring baby, this is for you.

Good afternoon fellow fashion fiends,

The past few days,those of you who suffer greatly know me personally, have heard I’ve been jonesing for some serious sunshine.Thus, I’ve been lust-dreaming for the March-April-May months.Spring time brings all things great, cute baby animals, MY BIRTHDAY(March 4th,I accept cash and Jimmy Choo), and PATTERN PATTERN PATTERN.While I do love me some winter carlisle, nothing makes my mood shine like some bold colors,ridiculous shapes, and major designs.

So here they are babes, my fav ten looks for SPRING11

1.Carven (Madame Carven you beautiful slut, my gratitude for your art is never ending)

This baby’s got night’n-day written all over it, and I would rock this through an entire celestial rotation.Who doesn’t love a good pair of hearing-heels?You say bow, I say orejas.

(Dont know spanish? Google translate that shit.)

2.Anna Sui (As in, “G, do you spend more time drooling over hemlines and hairbands then history homework?” Sui, Sui.)

A little background on yours truly: It’s said my mommy’s mommy and her mommy and the mommy before hers and all that mommy’s family were some really bad ass Basque(The Basques (Basque: euskaldunak, Spanish: vascos, French: basques) as anethnic group primarily inhabit an area traditionally known as the Basque Country(Basque: Euskal Herria), a region that is located around the western end of thePyrenees on the coast of the Bay of Biscay and straddles parts of north-central Spain and south-western France) gypsies.Which explains two things, my striking Pyrenees facial features(HA), and my love for all things whimsy, wispy,see-through, and gold(that shits gypsy, right?). Anna Sui’s Spring 11 RTW line is the embodiment of all these and more. Seriously, hit the nail on the head. From the sandal wedges,to maxi-quilt skirts and peasant tops to the feather detailing, its all to die for. I juggled between featuring this look and one of her minis(personal fav style for any time of year), but the little gypsy-queen in me won over.

3.Chanel 

Okay, lets just get something straight. My family and dearest friends aside, I love Chanel more than every single person or thing on this entire planet.Chanel is legitimately my all-time favorite brand, and I know about a million girls and girly men out there are saying the same thang, but it’s well deserved.

Also,Karl Lagerfeld is the most attractive 80 year old man to ever exist.(He’s not actually 80.)

Noted, Karolina Kurkova kind of has the best legs ever, but even those of us not blessed with great gams would easily win best dressed anywhere-anywhore-anytime adorned in these ultra-short short short’s,(so much short!), draping neckwear,and ultra-fresh fresh fresh’s Chanel-esque suit pattern.Im seriously having a border-line meltdown right now. 

If I could just walk in her peep-toe ankle booties for one day….

Side-note: I kind of have a thing for not wearing pants. Don’t expect those things to end up here very often.If I could wear a sequin-covered boyfriend blazer, a black bodysuit, and Madden platforms all day every day, I would.

4.Dolce and Gabbana

I know, I know what I said about color and spring and yada yada.

But cooooomeee ON are you seeing this madness right now?The jacket, dress, bag, and shoes are all flawless.

Perfect TEN for spring.

5.Missoni 

I know what you think. 

You think that putting Miss Pivovarova in anything(including a jamaican ruck sack) will make me love it.

RIGHT WRONG!

I legitimately love this particular ruck sack,It’d be perfect for beach bumming in Bali,Freedom Riding( SHOUT OUT TO MY BEND-ITES), or even a good pizza-beer night with the buds. Don’t matter to me, fab is fab anywhere.

6.Rodarte

The designers for Rodarte,Kate and Laura Mulleavy, got sunshine in mind with this gold-warrior mini.This girl is so ready to battle off the winter time.

7.Vivienne Westwood

This look by far is the mellowest in a line full of carnival colors, check-marked tights and heart blouses(literally.) Westwood is the baddest when it comes to over-the-top glam(which I love about her). But this 70’s inspired mini, in its gorge-simplicity took my breath away.Exposed shoulders, light edges around the knees. Perf.

8.Zac Posen


Guys, Morticia Addams needs a spring wardrobe to. Posen, being the sweetie pie he is, was happy to oblige.

This look is head to floor drama.From the feather shoulder pads to the ruching at the thigh.

Let’s give Coco Rocha a little round of applause for being totally stunning always while we’re at it.

(And yes, I know, I have multiple-style-personality-disorder, but great is great, and variety is the spice of life.)

9.Unique

Karen Bonser, Topshop’s head of design(for pieces that really make the men hop on outta yo bed, topshop.com. Also happens to be one of my most visited sites) somehow managed to bring the seventies, eighties, and a patriotic motorcylce gang all together to one big(mini) party of an outfit.

Dying.

9.Prada

Do I really need to say more? BANANAS for christs sake.

10.Antonio Marras

I thought I would finish up with a not so springy-look, and show you couture clowns what my winter-wardrobe would be in my own personal Utopia.(Seeing as winter’s here for like another bajillion years, might as well dream per-season.)

Black and white bustier-body suit,matching jacket, and chacos.Ahhh, heaven.

But that’s all for now babies, if you need me, ill be the one in the fur and short-short’s doing a sundance in the middle of campus.

xoxo

(Spring, I’m ready for you bitch,so HURRY THE EFF UP).

Kudos/props/cred to wikipedia for the fab article on us basque-ites,style.com for the pictures, and hugs to Layna-bug for helping me edit my shit.

(Minus the bottom image, you can thank photo booth and my hot legs for that one.)


Glitzy-Glam Bam

Good (insert relevant time of day here), you little children of glamour.

I have so much knowledge to share on you!

For me it is morning time, and you know what that means? G-Money is a full blown grouchy-pants. You know what G-Money grouchy pants’s fav saturday morning past time is?

UNCOVERING AWFUL TRUTHS.

In college, I have learned all about Plato, spanish verb conjugations, and even busted out a few dance moves. But today, I will share the most exclusive info I have gained in the not-so-hallowed halls of _______(Dude, did you actually expect me to tumble the world where I go to school?For all I know you could be some creepy stalker man/woman(I don’t discriminate yo) just waiting for the chance to hip hop on down to china town (I don’t live in China town) and steal all my footwear and poke me in the eyes): 

But now young glitter goons, I clear the cobwebs from your eye sockets.

THINGS WE THOUGHT TO BE TRUE,BUT REALLY TURN OUT TO BE LIES

  1.  People with lady parts: Men are not NEARLY as picky as we like to imagine. This can be a positive or a negative thing for you. 
  2. Men (let me clarify, straight men) do not really appreciate skinny women as much as women do. I BET YOU DONT BELIEVE ME BUT ITS TRUESIES. Which once again, can be a positive or a negative thing for you.
  3. A good pair of plastic stripper heals will get you a long way. Naaaaht. Have you seen how tall those things are? You wouldn’t even make it a block.
  4. Vitamin Water cures cancer.
  5. See how I did number 4? Your just sittin at your little lappy-toppy like ”Wait, What?? I don’t understand, is that the truth or a lie?! Damn you G-Money and your unclear vernacular!”
  6. GUESS YOU’LL JUST HAVE TO DRINK IT AND FIND OUT.

(I’m hoping to get a fat check from the VW people soon for such an awesome/effective endorsement.)

ANYWHORE

I have some exciting news, for the two of you that end up reading this.(Hi mom!!)

I am currently in possession of a lot of really badass jewelry, some vintage, some vintage costume jewelry, and some sh-t i’ve just collected over the past while. And lucky for you little lucky ducklings, i’m sellin it ALLLL!(okay maybe not all, I dont think I can part with my cheetah ring. He has emerald eyes for christ’s sake.)  This week I’m doing a photo-shoot type of deal with a friend of mine(who also happens to be a fantastic photographer) to get some pictures out to potential buyers of what I personally would wear it with, and obv pictures of the jewelry itself. All of it should be up for sale by the end of next week! Fear not, links, pictures, and probably a good story or two will all be posted here!

But now that business is out of the way! We can get down to the uh, other business!

Ya’ll know that feeling where you go out in attempt to buy necessities(tooth paste, paper towels, yada yada) and instead come back with a pair of badass boots that blew your budget for an entire pay-period??

I DO!(Dad if your reading this,don’t fret, I still put money into my savings like a good little responsible money-maker. Just doesn’t sound as b-tchin to say that.) 

BADASS BOOTS

These Glam-bams are doin it Brother-style. Like ” Oh haaaaaaay,I know I’m lookin effin fierce as sh-t right now but I could still kick your ass if you try to tell me that the Louis Vuitton Fall 2009 bunny ears were not EFFING ADORABLE as EFF!”

(Photo cred to style.com by the waysies!) P.S that girl with the mad bone structure and sorceress eyes is named Sasha Pivovarova. If you don’t know everything about her in the next five minutes we’re not friends. She’s modeled for pretty much anyone who matters in the fashion world, and is a f-cking amazing artist to boot. I DIIEE for her.

Alright you dazzle divas, it’s time for this money-millionaire to get back to her day job(I bet you’d like to know what my night job is.)(Just kitten. I don’t have a night job, i just drool over Versace and wonder why Donnatella felt the need to get so much plastic in her face. Do you think theres a way I could get paid for that?) 

But before I go I’ll leave you with two more photo’s following the dude-brother theme of the day:

KE$HA

GRACE?!OR KE$HA 2.0?!

TWINSIES BROHEIMS!

Ke$ha you party animal you, in your sequins and fishnets! You can’t sing worth a penny but at least your ab-fab(or at least your stylists are). But look at us go, we both love sequins,badass kicks(don’t you guys think she’d wears those sugar-plums??), and posing like total tools, dream team baby.

xoxo

G-momma

P.S: The necklace i’m rockin in the tool-picture will be up for sale this weekend, as well as a few of those rings i’m hangin on my fingers.GET PUMPED.

Baby girls

I say babygirls because if your reading this,it’s likely you either have lady parts or homosexual tendencies(not that they are mutual exclusive), and I’ve found that both social groups tend to respond to said nickname,and are most likely to talk with me about glitter and faux fur.So! Babygirls!A few things you should know before you continue further down the page:

  • This is a blog about stuff you put on your body. Mostly clothing,footwear, and an occasional post about my obsession with jewelry. I will also be keeping you updated on my collection sales.( You know you’ll want to buy it. And you don’t even know what “it” is yet.)
  • Taking any fashion advice or statement pieces out of my hands will probably score you more “what-the-eff is that girl(or girly man) adorning their body with?” glances than cellular-digits.True fact.
  • You will probably notice a significant drop in Fabo friend requests,public hallway hugs, and dirty men whistles in the streets, simply for even reading my blog.

I know what your thinking. Isn’t this blog about fashion? Doesn’t good style=SEX? WRONG my little starlets! In fact Leandra Medine(a.k.a, style guru/comedian/human sexuality anthropologist EXTRAORDINAIRE) has an entire blog dedicated to the science of man repelling via fashion. See her blog  @ manrepeller.com.(P.S Leandra if my dreams have indeed come true and you happen to stumble across my humble blog-log, call me. I love you, you gorgeous creature)If you ever have any confusion as to why you dress so well but get so little action, refer to said site. She’ll clear up any misconceptions.

Also, if my blogs upsets,offends,annoys you, you can blame that as well on said blog. That crazy gal inspires me, what can I say.

Writers note:I promise I’ll try my best to keep the sailor-slang to a minimum, but when talking about Gaultier, Gabbana, and Givenchy I can’t help but to get all riled up, so I may need to ask you to excuse a few minor indiscretions.Ya know, I’ll get your back, you get mine, yada yada.

ANYWHORE. Enough of these things ( ).

For those of you who have continued past the disclaimer, I can only assume you find no gratification in frat boys ahooting and ahollering atchya on a regular thirsty thursday night; and that you’d rather have a billion fab shoes in your closet than a billion friend requests in your social-network box.(okay, one more set of these ( ). Common misconception: Number of shoes in closet does not = number of men in your bedchamber, in fact, pass 15, the higher the number of shoes you have, the more likely you are to be seen as a.crazy. b.high maintenance. c.obsessed with feet.But I don’t care, as long as I’ve got my babies to come home to after a long day I’m a freaky happy girl.)

Anyway!For those of you in which above statement is true, welcome! Its nice to have you down here past the disclaimer and the ramble mumbo jumbo slightly below the disclaimer. This is where the fun all starts, where I tell you about my latest obsessions and you say ” Girl, your wack!”, and I respond, “Girl YOUR wack!”

So lets get this sh-t going. first off:

OH FREAKING BABY!

Ten dollars to whatever fashonista(or fashinisto)that can guess who makes these honeys. (PSYCH.I’m a broke college student with a bad habit of buying shoes. You really think I’ve ten extra dollars laying around??Girl, you crazy.)  If you don’t know, get off my blog. Right now.

Just kitten. These lovely honey bunches are the in the name of the late great Alexander McQueen.2010, the death of the legendary genius truly broke my and every other beauty-loving creative-junkies hearts, and at first I was very wary of accepting a new designer for the label in his place. But, his protege Sarah Burton has proven herself more than worthy with these works of art, among the rest in the line(Spring 2011). I know what your thinking ( are you beginning to get that I always do?), “Grace”, you may ask again, “besides the elven tribe in LOTR, who would in their right mind wear these off a runway?”

I WOULD.With a black body con mini dress and dripping in gold chains.

Q.Where would I wear said outfit?

A.Church, school, safeway, family vacay to the mountains for some good ski’n.Don’t mattah.

But Its late as heck darlings, and I’ve got a day full of brunch and jewelry shooting tomorrow(slash glam posing.) But I’ve got one more tasty treat up my sleeve before I count the sheep/hit the hay (Whats with all of the farm visuals associated with sleeping?Bad plaid and tractors:that sh-ts not soothing.)

Ladies and Gentlemen, feast your eyes upon the magic that is Jean Paul Gaultier’s fall 2010. I, personally, would wear any of the looks in this line,but this one in particular just happens to encompass all of my favorite things.

  1. Turbans. That is a big a— turban.I love turbans.
  2. Brown leather, up the arm gloves.These are what I would call glovelies.(I gotta TM that sh-t)
  3. Dripping fringe/feather/fur! (I believe it is actually feather.)
  4. Up-to-here necklaces
  5. Tranny fishnets. awwww yeaaah!
  6. And corner-whore-red lipstick

So in love.

But for now babygirls, i’m off to get some shut eye, and count all of the shearling-detailed pieces i’d love to be in my closet right now.(Kind of like sheep, right?)

xoxo

G

Note:Dear Bare Naked Ladies,If I had million dollars, i’d probably buy a green dress too.

-Jean Paul Gaultier-Spring 2010