March 2011
3 posts
SO HAPPY I COULD DIE
FASHION FOXES, GLAMOUR GIRLS, EVEN YOU BASHFUL BABES;
I just want to say a big effing thank you to all of you. The past month I’ve seen such an increase in my blog views, and im seriously flattered. I have such a secret down and dirty passion for fashion, and the hits on my site have shown that so many others do too, and my dream is that all of us fashionista’s and fashionisto’s...
GOD DAMN I LOVE THAT GLAM
This is my catch-up post to get back on the ball after my temporary hiatus. I honestly live in such a fantasy, I always buy shoes I have nowhere to wear, waiting for that one perfect event or moment to bust them out. I dream of bodysuits in broad daylight, an extra 24 inches on my heels 24/7, wearing the dresses made by artists, and extravagant jewelry dripping from every nook of my body. One day,...
GUESS WHO'S BACK BITCH?
Yeah, this little 95 pound ball of fire, that’s who.
How you pretty babes been? Hittin’ the books/bottles hard? Maybe the road for you lucky ducks who aren’t constricted by responsibility? Much has happened since my last, Gaga’s new single, the annivesary of Mcqueens death(r.i.p baby), the Oscar’s, the Egyptian revolution, but most importantly, MY BIRTHDAY.
THATS...
February 2011
1 post
FASHIONATION
Dear ones,
It may not come as a surprise to any of you, but I have a “fashionation” with footwear(Coining that term,bitches). When I’ve had a long week(not literally, the exact same amount of time elapses in every week), I find comfort in knowing that my pride and joys are still lined up by color next to my wall. Footwear to me is so important because your shoes are what you...
January 2011
5 posts
SUCH AN 80'S BABY
Hey all you moon cat’s and night owls,
It’s 3:12 am pacific-northwest time(Portland has it’s own time-zone), and I’ve had a night full of ruckus bringin’, hair shakin’, love makin’(naaaht, but it rhymes!)body rakin’, good ol’ college fun(so scrabble and antique roadshow, duh-sies.). But I’ve been dreaming of big hair and big style...
BLAZERS(NOT YOU TRAIL-B'S,I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT...
Evening babies,
For those of you who don’t know, I hail from the land of the Trail-Blazers.(Basketball team, don’t worry, I didn’t know that either).
Being completely sport-illiterate,I thought I’d do my own personal Portland-Pride tribute by doing a post on the kind of Blazer’s that get the ball in MY hoop(GOAL!or something)
SO HERE WE GO! GIMME A B-L-A-Z-E-R!
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Spring baby, this is for you.
Good afternoon fellow fashion fiends,
The past few days,those of you who suffer greatly know me personally, have heard I’ve been jonesing for some serious sunshine.Thus, I’ve been lust-dreaming for the March-April-May months.Spring time brings all things great, cute baby animals, MY BIRTHDAY(March 4th,I accept cash and Jimmy Choo), and PATTERN PATTERN PATTERN.While I do love me some...
Glitzy-Glam Bam
Good (insert relevant time of day here), you little children of glamour.
I have so much knowledge to share on you!
For me it is morning time, and you know what that means? G-Money is a full blown grouchy-pants. You know what G-Money grouchy pants’s fav saturday morning past time is?
UNCOVERING AWFUL TRUTHS.
In college, I have learned all about Plato, spanish verb conjugations, and even...
Baby girls
I say babygirls because if your reading this,it’s likely you either have lady parts or homosexual tendencies(not that they are mutual exclusive), and I’ve found that both social groups tend to respond to said nickname,and are most likely to talk with me about glitter and faux fur.So! Babygirls!A few things you should know before you continue further down the page:
This is a blog...