FASHION:THAT SHIT I HATE TO LOVE

The clothing, footwear,and excessories that will be the death of my bank account and the salt on my street cred.

Glitzy-Glam Bam

Good (insert relevant time of day here), you little children of glamour.

I have so much knowledge to share on you!

For me it is morning time, and you know what that means? G-Money is a full blown grouchy-pants. You know what G-Money grouchy pants’s fav saturday morning past time is?

UNCOVERING AWFUL TRUTHS.

In college, I have learned all about Plato, spanish verb conjugations, and even busted out a few dance moves. But today, I will share the most exclusive info I have gained in the not-so-hallowed halls of _______(Dude, did you actually expect me to tumble the world where I go to school?For all I know you could be some creepy stalker man/woman(I don’t discriminate yo) just waiting for the chance to hip hop on down to china town (I don’t live in China town) and steal all my footwear and poke me in the eyes): 

But now young glitter goons, I clear the cobwebs from your eye sockets.

THINGS WE THOUGHT TO BE TRUE,BUT REALLY TURN OUT TO BE LIES

  1.  People with lady parts: Men are not NEARLY as picky as we like to imagine. This can be a positive or a negative thing for you. 
  2. Men (let me clarify, straight men) do not really appreciate skinny women as much as women do. I BET YOU DONT BELIEVE ME BUT ITS TRUESIES. Which once again, can be a positive or a negative thing for you.
  3. A good pair of plastic stripper heals will get you a long way. Naaaaht. Have you seen how tall those things are? You wouldn’t even make it a block.
  4. Vitamin Water cures cancer.
  5. See how I did number 4? Your just sittin at your little lappy-toppy like ”Wait, What?? I don’t understand, is that the truth or a lie?! Damn you G-Money and your unclear vernacular!”
  6. GUESS YOU’LL JUST HAVE TO DRINK IT AND FIND OUT.

(I’m hoping to get a fat check from the VW people soon for such an awesome/effective endorsement.)

ANYWHORE

I have some exciting news, for the two of you that end up reading this.(Hi mom!!)

I am currently in possession of a lot of really badass jewelry, some vintage, some vintage costume jewelry, and some sh-t i’ve just collected over the past while. And lucky for you little lucky ducklings, i’m sellin it ALLLL!(okay maybe not all, I dont think I can part with my cheetah ring. He has emerald eyes for christ’s sake.)  This week I’m doing a photo-shoot type of deal with a friend of mine(who also happens to be a fantastic photographer) to get some pictures out to potential buyers of what I personally would wear it with, and obv pictures of the jewelry itself. All of it should be up for sale by the end of next week! Fear not, links, pictures, and probably a good story or two will all be posted here!

But now that business is out of the way! We can get down to the uh, other business!

Ya’ll know that feeling where you go out in attempt to buy necessities(tooth paste, paper towels, yada yada) and instead come back with a pair of badass boots that blew your budget for an entire pay-period??

I DO!(Dad if your reading this,don’t fret, I still put money into my savings like a good little responsible money-maker. Just doesn’t sound as b-tchin to say that.) 

BADASS BOOTS

These Glam-bams are doin it Brother-style. Like ” Oh haaaaaaay,I know I’m lookin effin fierce as sh-t right now but I could still kick your ass if you try to tell me that the Louis Vuitton Fall 2009 bunny ears were not EFFING ADORABLE as EFF!”

(Photo cred to style.com by the waysies!) P.S that girl with the mad bone structure and sorceress eyes is named Sasha Pivovarova. If you don’t know everything about her in the next five minutes we’re not friends. She’s modeled for pretty much anyone who matters in the fashion world, and is a f-cking amazing artist to boot. I DIIEE for her.

Alright you dazzle divas, it’s time for this money-millionaire to get back to her day job(I bet you’d like to know what my night job is.)(Just kitten. I don’t have a night job, i just drool over Versace and wonder why Donnatella felt the need to get so much plastic in her face. Do you think theres a way I could get paid for that?) 

But before I go I’ll leave you with two more photo’s following the dude-brother theme of the day:

KE$HA

GRACE?!OR KE$HA 2.0?!

TWINSIES BROHEIMS!

Ke$ha you party animal you, in your sequins and fishnets! You can’t sing worth a penny but at least your ab-fab(or at least your stylists are). But look at us go, we both love sequins,badass kicks(don’t you guys think she’d wears those sugar-plums??), and posing like total tools, dream team baby.

xoxo

G-momma

P.S: The necklace i’m rockin in the tool-picture will be up for sale this weekend, as well as a few of those rings i’m hangin on my fingers.GET PUMPED.