GUESS WHO’S BACK BITCH?
Yeah, this little 95 pound ball of fire, that’s who.
How you pretty babes been? Hittin’ the books/bottles hard? Maybe the road for you lucky ducks who aren’t constricted by responsibility? Much has happened since my last, Gaga’s new single, the annivesary of Mcqueens death(r.i.p baby), the Oscar’s, the Egyptian revolution, but most importantly, MY BIRTHDAY.
THATS RIGHT HOT STUFF! I’m officially the big one-nine, and proud to report that I feel better than ever! After a birthday weekend of shenanigans with le-hooligans, I am refreshed, rejuvenated, and refashionated. But before we get to the latest and greatest shit I hate to love, a thought to ponder.
A dear and wise friend of mine shared some interesting perspective with me this morning:
“Show me the prettiest girl in the world, and I’ll show you the man who’s tired of fucking her.”
Crass, but effective.
I say,
“Show me the girl with the prettiest shoes in the world, and I’ll show you the line of shoe-obsessed-menless-women ravenously bidding large amounts of money for her soul.”
Thankfully, my taste in footwear leaves me well-gaurded from said ravenous women.
VIKTOR & ROLF
Thaaaaaaaat’s the ticket. The V&R team managed to incorporate all of my favorite-footwear elements,animal print,sky high heels,booted top, with sequin and suede embellishing. My soul is safe with these ones.
(But seriously I would totally wear these horse back riding.)(Or even just to walmart.)
THAKOON
Gorgeously reminiscent of extra-terrestrial-genitalia, Thakoon has got my feet seeing stars.Paired with an Alexander Wang puffer-cape and I’m ready for my acting debut in the new Star Trek movie.(Don’t tell me there won’t be one, I’ll heel you where it hurts.)
PRADA
What do you get when a business-buff does the dirty with a hooker wearing shape-ups? Prada’s new line of wedges. Hell yeah.
Anywhore,
I’m sorry to have kept you all hangin for so longsies, I know the edge of your seat can really take it’s toll on your booty.
But in glam more is more and in the next 48 hours, you can expect an epic catch up.
Just like the punches, I’m gonna keep rollin.
XO
Gmoney
P.S In honor of McQueen’s passing(I should have done this a month ago), I thought I would post my favorite looks from miss burton’s latest creations.
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN.
Photo-credsies to Style.com.
P.S theres been a noted rise in blogger-bitches stealin my flow, while flattered, dis shit comes from my brain. Get your own show xo
